tumblr judge
Tumblr Judge. the case is closed i have a fresh blog.

okay then you don’t need me!

I bow down to your power and formally ask u to grade my tumblr. Srry if it sucks

do you ask your teachers to judge your homework?

Oh almighty tumblrjudge, please beseech upon me your wisest judgment and I will sacrifice many virgins for you. If that be not your cup of tea, I will take you out for splendorous amounts of starbucks as I kiss your feet and coo to you many compliments of your beauty and grace

you all suck

Oh highly esteemed, tumblr judge, i pray thee take it to judge and perchance give praise to thyself and thy tumblr. I be much obliged to make your acquaintance. Best wishes upon thee, oh noble and bountiful judge.

wait hold on look at the next one I’m about to post

reblog this and I will take a look at your blog! I’ll be posting 5 official new tumblrjudgements tonight. it’s been a while since I’ve found a good blog to judge so reblog this and add why you think you deserve my judgement.

Ahem, I formally beseech you to pass your entertaining and witty judgement upon my humble tumblr. (pretty please with fancy-shmancy cherries on top) And with that I bid you adieu.

if you would’ve said “humblr tumblr” then maybe I would’ve taken a look

Almighty Tumblr Judge, if you judge and promote me I will not only show you how I am different from other bloggers.. I will suggest you to all my followers and in return you will have more blogs to judge (what you do best!) :D

how many followers do you have…

Lots of good, original content on my blog. Well-written, IMHO.

but you’re just an infant how did you even write this question?

Ive deleted my facebook, myspace and every other social network so I can spend all my time on tumblr. I don't mind if you rank my blog or not, but could you just check it out and give me some feedback :) x

why did you delete your myspace???? it’s gonna be popular again soon! like ironically retro. didn’t you hear?

It was purposeful irony, thanks for noticing. The world really needs a sarcasm font.

you should make a facebook group called “there should be a sarcasm font” I bet a lot of people would join