March 2012
3 posts
#FREETUMBLRJUDGE
this whole blog is made on an email address that ain’t even valid. get at me
ephiratic asked: lol your blog sucks
February 2012
3 posts
Anonymous asked: Will you promote/judge clouudnine's blog for me? it's not my blog, it's my friend's. she only needs a few more followers to reach her goal. Please and thank you :)
flying-on-the-wings-of-youth asked: check and judge my blog? ty :)
thedoubledj asked: Judge
January 2012
13 posts
sandydayz asked: Tumblr Judge. the case is closed i have a fresh blog.
genericteenageangst asked: I bow down to your power and formally ask u to grade my tumblr. Srry if it sucks
genericteenageangst asked: Oh almighty tumblrjudge, please beseech upon me your wisest judgment and I will sacrifice many virgins for you. If that be not your cup of tea, I will take you out for splendorous amounts of starbucks as I kiss your feet and coo to you many compliments of your beauty and grace
cata-tonic asked: Oh highly esteemed, tumblr judge, i pray thee take it to judge and perchance give praise to thyself and thy tumblr. I be much obliged to make your acquaintance. Best wishes upon thee, oh noble and bountiful judge.
reblog this and I will take a look at your blog! I’ll be posting 5 official new tumblrjudgements tonight. it’s been a while since I’ve found a good blog to judge so reblog this and add why you think you deserve my judgement.
melodicmess asked: Ahem, I formally beseech you to pass your entertaining and witty judgement upon my humble tumblr. (pretty please with fancy-shmancy cherries on top) And with that I bid you adieu.
robins-nest asked: Almighty Tumblr Judge, if you judge and promote me I will not only show you how I am different from other bloggers.. I will suggest you to all my followers and in return you will have more blogs to judge (what you do best!) :D
brainspasms asked: Lots of good, original content on my blog. Well-written, IMHO.
fucksociety-dreamfashion asked: Ive deleted my facebook, myspace and every other social network so I can spend all my time on tumblr. I don't mind if you rank my blog or not, but could you just check it out and give me some feedback :) x
shrieking asked: It was purposeful irony, thanks for noticing. The world really needs a sarcasm font.
g-lass asked: your answers aren't 'hilarious'. your just being a smartass. your setting the bar a bit high, aren't you? "i promise hilarity" and "also I'm hilarious and attractive" Get over yourself
whenbloodcollides-deactivated20 asked: I doubt you'll judge my blog because instead, you like to write witty comments. I understand that, it's cool.
exoticfingerprints asked: Haha, this isn't a question & i'm not here to be promoted... but you're pretty entertaining. Have a good day now!
December 2011
6 posts
love-dog asked: Judge my blog, judge, jury and executioner
live-dream-believe asked: Ohhai Tumblr Judge. What's the verdict? *insert dramatic lead-in here*
mylostprince asked: can you promote me ? myfakepromises ... thanks
shrieking asked: I think it's funny that people are always like "Don't judge me. I'm a complicated individual. I don't care what people think about me. Don't label me, I'm so complicated. I'm my own person. I'm just me." And then they come on hilarious sites like this to get judged. xD I'm too mature to get sucked into all that bullshit.. but since I'm on...
cleanteeth asked: I don't think you're a real judge...
glitterroad asked: Don't judge my blog.
November 2011
11 posts
hafsaaa asked: I really don't care for a rating, I just wanted to drop by and say that you're my favorite :)
Anonymous asked: GTFO... this is my house and you are ruining it with your bullshit...!!
xxforeveryounggxx asked: My blog probably sucks ass compared to thousands of others. It would be quite awesome if you checked out my blog?(:
melonmanman asked: check my one :D i post weird things.
thesestarsareprojectors asked: Dear Honorable Tumblr Judge, do me plz. Because of your hilarity and supreme attractiveness I have come to ask you rate my bloggy blog. It's a personal Tumblr, filled with pictures from my lifes adventures. I guess I'm not asking you to judge the blog as a whole as it's super minimalist and it's not about the theme of the blog, more the pictures. So maybe I'm looking for...
Anonymous asked: If you hate tumblr so much why do you have one? Gtfo if it's so bad and stop bitching about it.
make-haste asked: My blog is bad ass, so you should rule in its favor and promote it ;)
immawizard asked: Ooohh mister tumblr judgey guy, (I'm assuming you're a guy by your uhm *cough* confidence level) pleaseee take a look at my blog and judge it with all of your judgey wisdom. :3 I'd personally give my blog a 9/10 *not a ten out of ten because I'm not super stunning like some of the random tumblr chickas* but I guess I'm biased. Common' take a look!!! :D
otakuchild asked: I've just found your blog and it's actually hilarious- Okay, I think my blog might be at least a little good but I don't have a lot of followers so I'm not sure ._. A judge would mean a lot ^-^
r-u-n-a-w-a-ys asked: okay sooooo this is me trying to get your attention by being a hilarious mofo: roses are red, violets are blue, i thought i was ugly but then i met youu!
there was a point where I was the top recommended... →
October 2011
1 post
justanotherordinaryguyforyou asked: From 1 to 10, 1 being you want to a raccoon to piss in your eyes, and 10 being a blowjob from *insert favorite celeb here* ... How would you judge my blog?
September 2011
7 posts
g-ravestone asked: So my blog is probably shit compared to other peoples, but have a look if you want, couldn't hurt
heartlessmike asked: Hey Tumblr Judge,
Would you mind taking a look at my blog and giving me a verdict?
Thanks
Would you mind taking a look at my blog and giving me a verdict?
Thanks
t-a-n-n-e-d-l-i-f-e asked: Puedes JUDGE mi BLOG por favor.
acalmicantexplain asked: haha i love all of your responses to everyone, you're right when you say you're hilarious! check out my blog if you want, i'm not nearly as funny but i hope you at least like it! thanks so much tumblr judge (:
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
g0gnarley asked: promote/judge me i don't know do something cause I'm a loner and my blog is loner in need of some serious followers or a change but as you can see thats why I'm coming to you.. so uh please? or if you don't then I guess I will be depressed forever ( most likely not forever, but pretty dissapointed..)
goldfrapp asked: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? Anyway, we are Goldfrapp from the U.K. Cheers.
July 2011
12 posts
shobu23 asked: can u follow shobu23
seaas asked: HELLO THERE, BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERUL TUMBLR JUDGE.
Well, let me tell you a story.
About a year ago, a good friend of mine committed suicide. She said that she felt so alone and scared and there was no one for her to talk to.
It really, really killed me inside. I felt like I could have helped her feel better, and I partially blamed her passing on myself.
But then, I...
Well, let me tell you a story.
About a year ago, a good friend of mine committed suicide. She said that she felt so alone and scared and there was no one for her to talk to.
It really, really killed me inside. I felt like I could have helped her feel better, and I partially blamed her passing on myself.
But then, I...
billythek1d asked: druuuunk
haileymaria asked: first and foremost what a cocky thing to announce that you find yourself attractive.
anywho I'd like you to pick the theme for my next poem.
anywho I'd like you to pick the theme for my next poem.
vivalaverve-deactivated20110823 asked: Are you as seriously awesome as Judge Snyder out of the Simpsons??? because if you're not, I'm pretty screwed....
Anonymous asked: To make a long story short, I am recovering from a horrific accident that changed my life. I am now disabled and trying to find the beauty again. So, I'm teaching myself photography and keeping a daily blog.
I've looked through a bunch of photography sites, and I'm certain that I'm no where as good. I'm just trying to get back some hope. I wanted to...
I've looked through a bunch of photography sites, and I'm certain that I'm no where as good. I'm just trying to get back some hope. I wanted to...